What would happen if?

[Guest Utah Napoleon Dynamite]

what do you think would happen if  Macually Culkin was cast as a harry potter character? what kind of wand would pick him to be it's master. what house would he be sorted into Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Gryffindor? what would he see in the mirror of Erised Desire spelled backwards? what would his bogart be and what form would his Patronas be? and if he mastered the Shapeshifting powers of an Animagus what kind of animal would he transform into? i started wondering this idea after seeing the  Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets movie..