My idea of a role play game. i want to try out

[Guest Utah Napolean Dynamite]

alright So the supernatural club role play group includes two ghosts of a Boyfriend high school student and a Girlfriend high school student they were in love in life and died suddenly before they could be married upon their graduation day. they became Casper style ghosts.  they are joined by their newfound friends a pair of Twilight style Vampires a Boyfriend and a girlfriend who willingly chose to be vampires. and two twilight style were wolves a male and a female. a pair of Hogwarts alumni a Boyfriend Wizard and Girlfriend Witch.  a pair of Animorph's style Shapeshifters a Boyfriend and a Girlfriend. these two became animorph shapeshifters after the original team made it to heaven and in the process found out God doesn't discriminate against allowing aliens or humans into Heaven. the team are joined by the most unlikely pair imaginable a Demon of the Devil's army fell in love with one of God's own Angels and she loves him just as much. I do not know what either God or the Devil would do to them if they knew about this forbidden relationship. this party of matched up lovers is sent to a town called Marienbad Spain where a very evil man named Aleister Crowley has used a Dark satanic ritual to summon an army of Zombies. this idea comes from the scariest R Rated movie I ever rented from a local blockbuster video rental store. just finding out there was such a person in real life as Aleister Crowley gave me nightmares worse than Freddy Kreuger and Jason Vorhees nightmares. who would win this battle? the Zombies or the group of forever young lovers? okay lets use the fictional versions of these characters not their religious contexts please.