undertakersymbiote Posted January 17 Read Aloud Posted January 17 The sun was high over the California coast as Johnny Lawrence kicked his Honda XL 600R into gear. It was Spring Break 1985, and the Cobra Kai gang—Tommy, Bobby, Dutch, and Jimmy—were roaring south toward a town they’d heard had the best retro vibes in the state: Hill Valley. They pulled their bikes into the town square, the shadow of the Hill Valley Clock Tower looming over them. Feeling a bit hungry, they stepped into Lou’s Diner, a place that looked like it hadn't changed since the fifties. At a booth in the corner, they noticed a towering guy with a buzz cut, Biff Tannen, leaning over a scrawny guy with glasses named George McFly. Biff was pounding his fist into George’s head, shouting, "Hello? McFly! Is anybody home?". Dutch let out a cackle. "Check out this loser," he whispered, gesturing to the trembling George. Johnny smirked, leaning back in his chair. It reminded him of how they handled "LaRusso-type" punks back in the Valley. Irritated by George's stuttering, Biff grabbed a chocolate milkshake from the counter and slammed it down, intending to drench George. Instead, the thick liquid hit the table and splattered across Johnny’s pristine red leather jacket. Johnny stared at the brown stain on his sleeve for a three-second silence that felt like an eternity. "Hey, you got something on my jacket, man!", Johnny shouted, his voice dropping an octave as he stood up. Biff turned, eyes narrowing at the blond "outsider." Look here, Blondie! I beat the snot out of punks that dare to look at me like that! But since you and your friends seem to be new around here, I'm willing to let you off easy. So why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?" Johnny stares blankly at Biff for two seconds, then sighs. "Make like a tree? What are you, a moron? It’s 'leave.' You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong. Now, get out of my face before I show you how a real cobra sheds its skin." "Ooh, you're a cobra, huh!" I'm shaking in my boots.", Biff said, sarcastically. Tommy leaned over, grinning like a shark. "I think he wants to learn a lesson, Johnny!". Bobby, the most sensible of the Cobra Kais, tried restraining Johnny and attempted to reason with him. "Johnny, remember everything that happened with Daniel not too long ago? Do you really want to go through all of that again with a guy that's clearly way older than you?!" "What, you think I'm afraid of this butt-head just because he has a few decades on me?", Johnny replied. "Who are you calling butt-head, BUTT-HEAD?!", replied an angry Biff, right before he aggressively shoved Johnny into Bobby, who fell onto the other Cobra Kais still sitting at their table! The fall caused a domino effect. Bobby bumped into Jimmy, who was in the middle of slurping his soda, which splattered onto Dutch, who was sitting right next to Jimmy. Tommy, who was in the middle of eating a burger, started to choke after his jaw dropped at the shock of what just happened. The Cobra Kais (even Bobby) had enough! After the turmoil at the table, all of the Cobra Kais arose and faced Biff, who was immediately joined by his chronies. A fight breaks out between two groups of bullies, but the main focus, of course is between the two leaders, Johnny and Biff. Which bully from the 80s that got beat by an underdog will walk out victorious? You decide!
Callisto Posted January 17 Read Aloud Posted January 17 Learn More About Johnny Lawrence Read more about Johnny Lawrence at Wikipedia Official Site: Sony Pictures Television Links: Wikipedia Biff Tannen Read more about Biff Tannen at Wikipedia Official Site: Universal Links: Wikipedia
leroypowell3 Posted January 19 Read Aloud Posted January 19 Biff is a pretty big dude. Johnny really can fight though. I say Johnny issues that beat down.
JohnnyChany Posted January 22 Read Aloud Posted January 22 This is really great. Really enjoyed the mashup of 80s bullies. Although Biff has the size advantage I'm going with the bully who actually was trained to fight. "Put him in a body bag!!"
DSkillz Posted January 22 Read Aloud Posted January 22 Good premise of these '80's movie bullies, undertakersymbiote, but it's a little short. As for the match, not only is Biff past his physical prime here, but unlike the Cobra Kai kids, he doesn't have any real combat training, and he just pissed off the entire dojo. I'd say Tannen gets a beatdown from not only Johnny, but the full might of the top Cobra kai students.
Pizza Guy Posted January 22 Read Aloud Posted January 22 Biff is a dumb brute with no discipline, Johnny beats him down like he owes money.
Callisto Posted January 22 Read Aloud Posted January 22 Match Final Results Member Ratings:3.80 - DSkillz 4.40 - Pizza Guy 5.00 - Boratz 4.60 - JohnnyChany FPA Calculation:4 Total Votes cast 17.80 Total Combined Score 17.80 / 4 = 4.45 Final Rating on the match MATCH SCORE Johnny Lawrence: 9Biff Tannen: 0
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