Chapter 1 [[Introduction: Epic introduction music as the camera pans over a fiery kitchen.]] “This isn’t just a cooking show,” booms a voice so deep it seems to resonate in your bones. “This is THE cooking competition of the multiverse.” The shot cuts to a grinning SpongeBob SquarePants, his spongey arms a blur as he flips what appears to be 100 Krabby Patties at once. “Ten legendary chefs!” Next, Mr. Ping is shown folding dumplings with the grace of a calligrapher paint