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You Be The Judge
Vote for who you would think would win

Jessica Rabbit
Mr. Hyde

Power Girl
Quasimodo

Red Sonja
The Phantom of the Opera

 

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Multiverse Blind Date Island: The Most Outrageous Reality Show Ever!

[Opening Scene: A sweeping aerial shot of a lush, deserted island surrounded by crystal-clear waters. The camera zooms in to reveal hammocks, makeshift shelters, and three ominous-looking boats approaching the shore. The dramatic voiceover begins.]

Voiceover:
"Three couples. Three weddings. Zero introductions. Welcome to the most unhinged social experiment reality TV has ever attempted. This… is Blind Date Island!"

[Cut to montage: Wild jungle animals rustle in the undergrowth. A hastily built fire sputters in the wind. A dramatic shot of a full moon illuminates the island as ominous howls fill the air.]

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Voiceover:
"We took six of the most mismatched strangers from across the multiverse and bound them together in holy matrimony, sight unseen. Then, we did what any sane person would never dream of: we dumped them on a deserted island. The rules are simple: survive together, love together, or leave alone. The last couple standing wins not only bragging rights but a glittering chest of interdimensional treasures beyond their wildest dreams."

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Meet the Couples

Voiceover:
"Now, let’s meet the brave souls who are about to discover just how far 'opposites attract' can go… or whether love really can conquer all."

[Cue dramatic introduction music. The first couple steps into view.]

Couple One: Mr. Hyde & Jessica Rabbit

[Cut to Mr. Hyde stumbling off a rickety boat, his hulking figure silhouetted against the sun. His ragged clothing and lumbering gait scream chaos. Beside him, Jessica Rabbit poses elegantly, her red gown shimmering impossibly in the tropical breeze.]

Voiceover:
"First up, it’s the dark, unpredictable brute, Mr. Hyde, paired with the sultry, show-stopping bombshell, Jessica Rabbit. He’s got a temper to match his terrifying biceps, but will she see past his monstrous exterior to the man he could be? Or will her glamorous wit and charm prove too much for Hyde to handle?"

[Quick cut: Jessica lounges under a palm tree, rolling her eyes as Hyde smashes a coconut with a roar. She mutters, 'I didn’t sign up for this... but here we are.']

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Voiceover:
"Next, prepare for a tale as old as time, now with an outrageous twist!"

Couple Two: Quasimodo & Power Girl

[Cut to Quasimodo cautiously climbing out of his boat, his hunched back visible as he takes in the beach with wide, uncertain eyes. Power Girl leaps dramatically from the same boat, her cape billowing behind her, her radiant smile lighting up the shore.]

Voiceover:
"He’s a kind-hearted bellringer with a face only a gargoyle could love. She’s a dazzling superhuman powerhouse with a no-nonsense attitude and curves that could stop traffic. Quasimodo and Power Girl are opposites in every way imaginable—can his gentle spirit win her over, or will their differences make survival impossible?"

[Quick cut: Quasimodo tries to climb a palm tree to retrieve a coconut, only to fall with a thud. Power Girl effortlessly grabs the coconut with one hand, laughing, 'Guess I’ll handle the heavy lifting.']

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Voiceover:
"And now, the third and final couple—a match made in the most dramatic corners of the multiverse."

Couple Three: Phantom of the Opera & Red Sonja

[Cut to the Phantom stepping dramatically from his boat, clutching his signature mask. Red Sonja strides confidently onto the beach, her fiery hair flowing, her chainmail bikini gleaming in the sunlight.]

Voiceover:
"A tortured musical genius, masked and mysterious, meets the fierce and fiery warrior woman, Red Sonja. One is driven by haunting melodies, the other by the clash of steel. Can these two larger-than-life personalities find harmony, or will their tempers clash in the chaos of survival?"

[Quick cut: Red Sonja sharpens her sword under the shade of a palm tree, smirking as the Phantom mutters, 'You call that subtle?' She grins, 'Subtlety’s not my style.']

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The Island Awaits

Voiceover:
"As the couples settle into their sandy new home, challenges await at every turn: wild animals, unpredictable weather, and, of course, each other. From crafting their own shelters to foraging for food, will their chemistry ignite into love—or explode into chaos?"

[Montage: Hyde and Jessica bicker while building a shelter, Quasimodo nervously shares a meal with Power Girl as she offers him a reassuring smile, and Red Sonja fends off a wild boar while the Phantom plays a stormy tune on a makeshift flute.]

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Behind the Madness

Voiceover:
"But Blind Date Island doesn’t stop there. Each week, the couples face high-stakes challenges to test their bond. From scavenging under pressure to overcoming fears, only the strongest partnership will survive."

[Quick clips: Jessica Rabbit batting her eyelashes to distract a giant crab. Power Girl hoisting an entire raft while Quasimodo cheers her on. Red Sonja swinging her sword to cut vines as the Phantom critiques her technique.]

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Who Will Win?

Voiceover:
"Will beauty tame the beast? Can sunlight and shadows find common ground? And what happens when a warrior teams up with a maestro? These questions—and more—will be answered this season on Blind Date Island!"

[The screen fades to black as the logo for Blind Date Island appears, complete with the tagline: 'Love, survival, and just a little bit of insanity.']

Voiceover:
"Coming soon. Don’t miss it."

 

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Learn More About
Jessica Rabbit
Read more about Jessica Rabbit at Wikipedia
Official Site: Touchstone Pictures Links: Jessica Rabbit Wikipedia page Who Framed Roger Rabbit Wiki Who Framed Roger Rabbit imdb

Mr. Hyde
Read more about Mr. Hyde at Wikipedia
Official Site: Public domain Links: Wikipedia Questia glencoe

Power Girl
Read more about Power Girl at Wikipedia
Official Site: DC Comics Links: Power Girl Wiki Entry Alan Kistler's Guide to Power Power Girl Online

Quasimodo
Read more about Quasimodo at Wikipedia
Official Site: Victor Hugo Links: Quasimodo wiki H.o.N.D. Wiki H.o.N.D.

Red Sonja
Read more about Red Sonja at Wikipedia
Official Site: Roy Thomas Links: Wikipedia Comic Vine Red Sonja.com

The Phantom of the Opera
Read more about The Phantom of the Opera at Wikipedia
Official Site: Public Domain Links: Wikipedia IMDB: 1925 Film All Movie Guide

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I think the real challenge is which of there dudes needs to be replaced with me. Jessica might be the right one here.

As far as the match, I don't see Power Girl getting along with Quasimodo or anybody for that matter,

Red Sonja I see killing the Phantom of the Opera more than working with him.

Jessica could roll with this... and then she can roll with me.

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Yeah I can see Jessica sticking it out to win the treasures and then figuring out a way to leave Hyde behind and find Roger. The Phantom and Sonja lose first because he cannot hide his creep factor. A nicer woman may pity Quasimodo enough to stick it out, but I don't see Power Girl as that woman.

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